Infinite Monkey Incremental
(Work in progress)

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

You are an underpaid underwriter for Dan Brown novels, and you've had enough of the low pay and the soul-sucking work. Last week at the water cooler, your co-worker Chuck, at his wit's end, makes the joke "even a monkey could please our editors", and it gives you your next big idea:

It's time to subcontract.

Carving out some space in your corner of the Dan Brown underwriter sweatshop, you set up little desks with little chairs that slide under little typewriters. You save up enough to buy your first monkey and put it to work on the next Dan Brown book...